THATS WHAT BOOZE MAKES US RIGHT? FUNNIER, BETTER LOOKING AND JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING DONE WHEN DRUNK, BECOMES THE COOLEST THING EVER. TOTALLY.
BOOZE CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN, IT IS THE MAGIC ELIXIR THAT SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS AND ERASES ANY WORRY OR DOUBT.
THAT INTERNAL EDITOR IN YOUR BRAIN THAT KEEPS YOU FROM SAYING SOMETHING STUPID OR FLIRTING WITH THE COWORKER THAT YOU ARE SO VERY FOND OF? GET THAT SUCKER A FEW DRINKS AND THEY WILL GO AWAY, LEAVING YOU FREE TO SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT. DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. BE WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE.
YOU CAN DO IT AND BOOZE WILL HELP YOU!
WHAT BAD CAN COME OF IT?
SURE YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF PRETTY FREQUENTLY TO YOUR PARENTS, YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOUR BUDDIES. AND YES THE AVERAGE DRINKER SAYS "SORRY" MORE THAN JUST ABOUT ANYONE ELSE. SO WHAT?
IF SOMEONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT, BUY THEM A SHOT, BETTER YET, BUY EVERYONE A SHOT! DRINKING MAKES YOU THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE ROOM! THEN GET BACK ON YOUR BARSTOOL AND GET TO BOOZING!
USE THE LINKS ON THE LEFT TO NAVIGATE YOUR WAY THROUGH SOME PRETTY FUN STUFF THAT I HAVE PUT TOGETHER.
